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Sign Demotivational Poster


SIGN OUSTIDE A TAVERN ON MIT CAMPUS - Can't argue with this!


TAGS: sign board
Rating: 4.78/5

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ughomer - December 30, 2012, 1:36 pm, #242046
Thanks Gary ~ New Years Eve is just around the corner!!
GaryO - December 30, 2012, 1:34 pm, #242045
OOOOOH, YEAHHHHH. 5 Litres of Literacy


MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.


TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

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thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am, #223975
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am, #133322
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm, #131251
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm, #131164
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am, #131129
Brilliant. 5.


BACON LIMERICK ~ - There once was a sandwich with mayo ~ and lettuce and bright red tomato. Though tasty and fine ~ it was missing some swine, with bacon it made me say, “Hey-O!”


TAGS: acon limerick sandwich poem sign
Rating: 4.62/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 9:45 pm, #251415
If bacon is wrong. I don't want to be right!
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 8:50 am, #237417
Mmmmmmm.... bacon.


ALZHEIMERS TEST -


TAGS: give me a sign
Rating: 4.86/5

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STP - September 8, 2013, 1:58 am, #249430
Interestingly, without looking at the answers, I thought: 1. FUNK 2. PULSE 3. SIX 4. PONDS 5. BOOKS 6. RANDOM
flutterdash123 - April 6, 2013, 4:52 pm, #244906
Wow, never expected that .3.
MercAlert - March 8, 2012, 6:36 pm, #230923
I actually only got 5 wrong. What can I say? I don't like condoms.
Airman - December 21, 2010, 3:34 pm, #207869
it is nice to see posters getting lots of votes again. Your changes worked Mr. M.
TheOne - December 21, 2010, 10:20 am, #207819
I feel retarded and cencored mind now,5L!
suenero - December 21, 2010, 4:57 am, #207785
A absolute complete 5L's!
hootizz - December 20, 2010, 11:30 pm, #207763
Love it.., not what I expected at all.., very funny..!! a 5L'er for sure...
SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 8:05 pm, #207734
funny 5L
RandomPixilator - December 20, 2010, 7:08 pm, #207723
If this geezer was thinkin' what I was thinkin' THAT would be wrong. Eeeeww. Top poster btw LMAO


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am, #243477
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm, #145394
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm, #145392
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm, #145391
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm, #145390
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm, #145389
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


GANGSTA SIGNS - Yes, you too look this stupid doing it.




DRINKING COORS LIGHT -


TAGS: give me a sign coors
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

house - June 2, 2011, 6:47 pm, #219514
440 - now i know your not an aussie as the only people who refuse to drink fosters are those from the country where its made
440wakeup - June 2, 2011, 1:34 pm, #219500
My favorite beer is FOSTERS but i'm tooo embarresed to order it in Public so I order AMSTEL LIGHT
Cloudchaser - June 2, 2011, 1:25 am, #219479
Right on! I always drink beer from micribreweries. My favorite being a local place called Smoky Mountain Brewery. Can't get any fresher than that!
spacedog - June 1, 2011, 7:50 pm, #219455
Amen


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




ANARCHY -


TAGS: anarchy sign a purple color
Rating: 4.79/5

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Rayzr32 - August 25, 2011, 4:56 am, #223474
This literally sums up what I think of governments, with a little extra from the previous comments, ha ha.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 7:37 pm, #223296
Oh good. Now I know
rerun - August 20, 2011, 7:06 pm, #223295

You know, we really try to keep this place family safe. People here are smart enough to figure out what you meant without bypassing the google filter and spelling it out.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 6:56 pm, #223293
*c. ...u...n... ts
the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 6:55 pm, #223292
punchline: counts sounds dangerously close to ****s
Darlin - August 20, 2011, 6:47 pm, #223291
well, it would be a c word anyway lol
lyulf0 - August 19, 2011, 7:37 am, #223175
Following the formula wouldn't we have Counts?
mariand - August 18, 2011, 4:12 am, #223128
excellent... 5L
pzykosiz - August 18, 2011, 12:00 am, #223123
5L's and fav'd.


OCCUPY WALL STREET -


TAGS: perfectly spelled signs
Rating: 4.22/5

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Airman - October 13, 2011, 5:39 pm, #225060
it's good for you
Sean - October 13, 2011, 5:02 pm, #225058
I think I am just gonna go aheand and maybe take offence with this poster. Yeahhhh. Yeah I will. And no. No I cannot really explain why.


B-A-N-A-N-A - curved yellow fruit works too


TAGS: funny banana signs
Rating: 2.86/5

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MercAlert - March 18, 2012, 3:10 am, #231566
I LOL'd. But then again, maybe I just have bad taste.
Sho - December 17, 2011, 10:32 pm, #226694
Lol d***, that sux brah
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:15 pm, #170620
ladies and gentlemen: friede's best-of-the-best!
rerun - April 10, 2010, 3:51 pm, #170591

figured it was time the world got to see what we have to see.
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 3:50 pm, #170590
1l for WAY overused pic, and not funny, and repeating what's in the pic, and and and


I DO LOVE ANIMALS! - They're delicious.




I'M NOT IGNORING YOU -




deafening silence -


TAGS: sign
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by ughomer

jonny5 - April 3, 2014, 11:39 am, #254051
When I told this joke to my wife and daughters the "Yes" rang out before I finished the sentence.
nicholsjoshua15 - January 19, 2014, 7:24 pm, #252272
Men are rarely ever wrong in the end, and it's usually the whole family who pays for not listening to the man. Men's Liberation and Men's Rights my brothers, let the revolution begin!
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:18 pm, #251352
Yes because men are always wrong.
GaryO - November 5, 2013, 8:28 am, #250845
A classic here, Uggy. 5 Lessons
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 10:34 am, #250798
The silence is broken by one word: yes ;)


PRIDE -


TAGS: pride assignment calender deadly sins epic hammy
Rating: 4.84/5

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jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:13 pm, #195225
Well played in my humble opinion
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 5:53 pm, #195168
You Know A Pic Could Express A Lot Of Things, It's Just How You see It. and if you don't think it deserves a five, then don't give it a five, dont feel obligated cause its on the run i appreciate true Opinions and criticism
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 4:34 pm, #195163
I see respect not pride
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 3:56 pm, #195161
I Know, It's A Play Of Words, Not Litteral.
Cloudchaser - September 23, 2010, 9:42 am, #195137
The kind of Pride that the 7 Deadly Sins refers to is being full of one's self.
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 8:47 am, #195134
Thanks Aggy :)
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:26 pm, #195091
Very moving picture... that could easily have been ruined... very well captioned.
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 4:54 pm, #195043
You'd Laugh If I Told You Where I Found It, The Literal Anus Of the Webs.. Thanks though :D
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 4:49 pm, #195039
The pic alone is worth 5L. Nice one hammy


BEER - I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day




WHY PAY A BABYSITTER - When you can just put your baby out on the street and make money




THE BRAILLE SIGN - This better be a bad joke!


TAGS: fail sign funny
Rating: 4.92/5

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Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 5:52 am, #221720
You know I never did figure out how a Blind person is 5upposed to find the sign in the first place...


SORRY TIMMY. - Put your helmet back on and get back in the car.


TAGS: signs retarded handicapped
Rating: 4.39/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2011, 4:09 pm, #227034
I'd say that both of those things (and many others) fall under the "stupidity" umbrella
falloutghoul - December 28, 2011, 1:46 pm, #227028
Neither is impatience or laziness.
Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:03 am, #226938

lol


GANG SIGNS - It's not cerebral palsy...or is it?


TAGS: gang signs idiots thugs wannabe
Rating: 2.94/5

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agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:09 pm, #111648
West-side arthritics, yo!


REDNECKS: YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL WHERE THEY LIVE. -




OVER-COMPENSATING - NO! I'm not!


TAGS: psychology fetish thursday assignment
Rating: 2.42/5

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curlyrocks - April 24, 2013, 10:12 pm, #245330
I'm going to guess a starter motor for a diesel locomotive.
EmilioDumphque - January 28, 2012, 3:54 pm, #228308
What the hell kinda engine is THAT? It looks like a couple of Allisons or Merlins joined on a common crankshaft!


COUCH POTATOES - It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?




DECEPTION -


TAGS: designated decoy
Rating: 4.73/5

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eskippy - April 1, 2012, 8:58 am, #232514
LOL i'm form QLD and that is so true.
Bolverk37782 - June 15, 2011, 6:35 am, #220026
And who says the Australians have no brains! Well done our antipodean cousins!


PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm, #165161
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!


DANGER: FALLING COWS - They wouldn't have to make the sign unless it's happened before...




A LITTLE TEST OF SEAWORTHINESS -


TAGS: navy captain ensign
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

Peso - July 21, 2011, 8:05 am, #221665
Classic! 5Ls to ya. Once in a great while we would get a new Ensign or a Middie with some spunk but they were few and far between...
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:42 pm, #221641
This coming from an Airman. Go figure. 5


CHANCES ARE -


TAGS: check keyboard just in case please ignore previous not signed in
Rating: 4.65/5

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fredcruz1234 - November 18, 2011, 12:14 am, #225908
Why do I always fall for this...
TattooedSteve - March 31, 2011, 8:15 pm, #215598
I f***ing did! I salute you...
Cloudchaser - February 27, 2011, 12:05 pm, #213233
S-E-X actually is almost horizontal


PEEK AT'CHU - And your nephew. Every night. EVERY night.


TAGS: january 3rd pok mon assignment hand bananas prot g
Rating: 4.24/5

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Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 11:06 pm, #181126
p*** Bear Win
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:45 am, #149617
*twits
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:44 am, #149616
Wow. All the usual wits are out tonight!
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 11:49 pm, #149613
'Tis the season. Sorta
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 11:43 pm, #149612
Spreading good cheer today, are we?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 11:31 pm, #149611
And that, my friend, is no double entendre.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 11:27 pm, #149610
That's not a pun....or is it?....i don't think that counts as a pun....either way, you suck Bart.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:35 pm, #149604
"Peek At'Chu" it rhymes with "look at chu." That's why you shouldn't eat with your mouth open, Moo+. It's impolite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 9:29 pm, #149599
What pun?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:17 pm, #149597
That, my friend, is a GODLY pun! 5 charged up lions out of five. BAM!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:23 pm, #149535
I live in a small town....we get the dregs of the bigger city strip clubs.....If you ever visit our lovely country, try southern Ontario and Montreal for your n**** lady entertainment.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:20 pm, #149531
We do this like once a month, Moo+. You have the strip clubs. Texas has... well... Texans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:17 pm, #149528
It's -45 Celsius here with the wind chill....I hate you Veggie.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:15 pm, #149527
Ha! Is it odd that it's 65 right now where I live, and that I absolutely HATE women that wear lipstick? Especially red. Disgusto.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:11 pm, #149524
It is g**....and what save?....you told me you live in an Igloo and eat whale blubber.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm, #149520
But seriously, I don't care if "they" do it to everyone (which they don't), it's still fukking g**.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:07 pm, #149518
Nice save...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:06 pm, #149517
Veggies an Eskimo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:05 pm, #149516
It's not just yours Veggie....unless it's a racial thing.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:02 pm, #149515
To whoever it is that simply sees my name next to a poster and then instantly 1Ls EVERY one of them, I made this one today too. Go nuts, fag.


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage assignment calender rings happiness lord of the rings
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:05 pm, #193707
Well played!
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:35 am, #193478
Ahhh..., young love.., if only it knew...!!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:19 pm, #193452
My precious....


CANADA - They have the best signs.


TAGS: canada signs
Rating: 2.65/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:19 am, #101152
Only in BC! You west coasters are weird!
LyleC - July 28, 2009, 1:17 am, #101149
That's my home town - another of ours is http://www.pbase.com/jjdorsey57/image/55663941 which has DEFINITELY slowed down traffic!
Cobra Commander - January 12, 2009, 8:42 pm, #51574
I bet the grrr,bark,woof is dog for dont shat here
brock0lee - August 26, 2008, 2:50 pm, #16835
and the worst beer
Kel - August 25, 2008, 3:54 pm, #16670
England also had one of these. In Yellow ;)
BOB CHIN - August 13, 2008, 2:42 pm, #14292
AND THE MOST LITERATE CANINES!


IRRELEVANT THINGS - when the world just doesn't want you to win.


TAGS: signs lol
Rating: 3.38/5

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agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 7:53 pm, #165768
What?


THE HANGOVER -


TAGS: february assignment crankyhead
Rating: 4.62/5

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SteveOh - February 19, 2011, 4:20 am, #212714
LOLLOLOL! epic!!
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:42 pm, #212635
wine gives me the worst hangover, feels like my head is gonna split. Don't get drunk off homemade wine. I guess my university exercised liver makes me immune to pretty much everything else lol
- February 17, 2011, 11:39 pm, #212634
I remember getting DTs from Moosemilk but not a hangover. (WTFO)
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:34 pm, #212631
i only get hangovers if i drink wine. just lucky i guess
crankyhead - February 17, 2011, 3:23 pm, #212607
You don't get hangovers? You must share your secret.
kam1991 - February 17, 2011, 3:16 pm, #212605
i dont think mines that bad ever oh wait i dont get hangovers


JUST REMEMBER... - No matter where you go, there you are!


TAGS: movie quote assignment
Rating: 4.45/5

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Anonymous2 - March 11, 2010, 12:33 pm, #163881
Buckaroo Banzai FTW!


PICKETING GROUP - The first time i've really wanted to join one!


TAGS: sign silly stupid politics
Rating: 4.24/5

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booger13 - March 28, 2010, 6:04 pm, #167572
well i think GS would be "IM TIRED" but cubby better stay away from my sauce "kittens" or else =P ill feed him to the Wal-mart
Derek - February 2, 2010, 3:50 pm, #155759
This is what we'd look like all right


"IT COULD BE WORSE" . . . - I WAS REPLACED BY A BATTERY OPERATED DEVISE! "PLEASE HELP"!


TAGS: cgi vib***** unemployed sign battery
Rating: 4.79/5

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marms - July 17, 2012, 6:49 pm, #237380
Yes, I mess up. Thanks
Iconoclast - July 17, 2012, 6:43 pm, #237379
Good, but I think you meant "device" - one letter difference really changes the meaning.


SIGN FROM A JAPANESE TOILET - Just what dose that guy think he's going to catch, carp?


TAGS: japan toilet sign fishing lure
Rating: 4.52/5

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Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 3:52 pm, #222565
Those toilets probably smell of bass anyways.
Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 10:32 am, #219872
I almost wet my pants...i dont see that one crossed off so it must be ok
champ99 - June 9, 2011, 3:30 pm, #219740
Or sewer Bass perhaps?
MilDoc - June 9, 2011, 12:36 pm, #219730
Maybe he's fishing for crappie? Just a thought....


BLASPHEMY - GOOD FOR ONE TICKET TO HELL -


TAGS: assignment
Rating: 4.11/5

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VERNE TROYER - Excels at miniature golf... Has improved his short game... Doesn't have to take a knee to read the greens... Climbs out of sand traps... I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY LONG.


TAGS: midget assignment
Rating: 3.18/5

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Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 11:28 pm, #136217
Nice to hear from you, Random. But you probably just facepalmed...tell the truth.
MrRandom - November 12, 2009, 11:19 pm, #136212
I didn't know whether to laugh or to facepalm. So I did both and gave you 5L.
Preacher Man - November 12, 2009, 11:07 pm, #136208
Yeah, when it comes to midget jokes, we'll never run short.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Sign stops you!


TAGS: cop police sign russia fail
Rating: 2.82/5

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zoomer296 - June 14, 2013, 11:05 pm, #246616
I tried to find a similar picture from Russia, but I guess their law enforcement isn't as dumb as ours.
JesusWept - June 12, 2013, 10:23 am, #246571
Are there sheriffs in russia?? XD
Sho - January 16, 2013, 11:44 am, #242527
I guess you stop the stop sign in America lol
zoomer296 - January 16, 2013, 11:14 am, #242525
except for the american flag being in a Soviet Russia poster...
ughomer - January 16, 2013, 9:47 am, #242522
Good one zoom!


INSIGNIFIGANCE - You are only one person of 6.5 billion on one planet out of 8 circling one star out of billions in one galaxy among billions of others


TAGS: insignifigance opinion
Rating: 4.27/5

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Wurdsmyth - July 4, 2013, 1:44 am, #247328
so spelling does not ****? "insignificance"
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 2:45 am, #243784
You don't care and that's cool by me.
steve1961 - February 26, 2013, 2:34 am, #243783
Who are you again? And why would I care? ;)
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 1:43 am, #243781
Down among million same. Difficult not to feel just a little bit disappointed and passed over.
hitmanforhire - September 20, 2012, 3:21 pm, #239262
i stole your beer what now
Goatboy - September 19, 2012, 4:53 pm, #239252
But we're the only one out of the billions of others that has beer. Game over, we win.
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 6:50 pm, #231501

I make an effort to put the toilet seat down ON the cat.
spypengen - March 16, 2012, 9:15 am, #231452
wow that must be one confused cat
CloudchaserS - March 15, 2012, 12:36 am, #231345
Only reason I put my toilet seat/lid down is so my cat won't drink out of the toilet. Not my dog, my cat
CloudchaserS - March 15, 2012, 12:34 am, #231343
With all the billions on billions of planets, there has got to be another planet out there on which there is life and or intelligent life
sgtlover - March 14, 2012, 11:50 pm, #231342
So remember when you're feeling small and insecure. How amazingly and unlikely is your birth!
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 7:45 pm, #231320
Demotivational indeed [PS check your inbox on reference to this poster] Personally I agree with holymoly, but disagree with the 4 voters, this is at least worth 4L...
holymoly - March 14, 2012, 5:12 pm, #231314
yet I leave the toilet seat up and its the end of the world


LITERAL -


TAGS: boss sign wytch
Rating: 4.14/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 7:11 pm, #244197
Sounds like something Mitch Hedberg would do. Lol.
Verdeckt - August 16, 2011, 2:07 am, #223047
Post to Societies Mirror also


HERE LIES MR. SMARTASS -


TAGS: well they were his last words assignment for january 2 pizza
Rating: 3.72/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:51 am, #149470
LOL nice one 5L


MOTIFAKERS PARADISE -


TAGS: addictions assignment
Rating: 4.69/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 4, 2011, 6:31 am, #213542
Yes, that's too bad, I loved that show. Charlie may be popular among lots of men out that, BUT I'm sure he's quite popular also to the scientists at the Disease Control Centre!
kotazo - March 3, 2011, 9:41 pm, #213523
....he went too far. Two and a half just got cancelled....
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 12:29 pm, #211350

love this. in his shoes...who wouldn't?


NO ONE HERE BUT US RIPPLES -


TAGS: insignificant alone ominous lurking
Rating: 4.97/5

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Reality Lord - September 26, 2011, 7:17 pm, #224562

epic :)


REDUNDANCY KILLS - Poor Susie! If only she hadn't looked up from her cellphone to read the billboard!




HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm, #152855
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in ***...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm, #132794
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm, #132793
thats h**
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm, #132790
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm, #132786
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am, #132591
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

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crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm, #242015
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm, #142194
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm, #142175
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm, #142171
3 fat f***s and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own p****es
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am, #142030
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am, #142028
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Ph**o, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am, #142027
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a sh** in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am, #142026
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am, #142022
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so d*** disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am, #142019
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm, #141868

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm, #141863
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm, #141832

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm, #141827
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm, #141825
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm, #141539
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm, #141499
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...*****les.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm, #141470
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm, #141468
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy ***ks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm, #141467
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm, #141464
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm, #141458
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm, #141457
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm, #141453
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of a**holes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm, #141450
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm, #141448
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm, #141447
5 HooRahs!


BEST SIGN EVER - Closely followed by " I barrack for the referree"


TAGS: sign
Rating: 4.32/5

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SLOW CHILDREN - You still can't hunt them


TAGS: greg hunt hunting slow children funny sign sports celebrity kill
Rating: 2.85/5

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Max - May 23, 2008, 9:38 pm, #4150
I have a permit that proves you wrong. :D


A DAY IN MAY -


TAGS: calendar assignment crankyhead
Rating: 4.81/5

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Greeny - May 1, 2011, 6:20 pm, #217821
lol5!


THANKS - for the advice, you genius




PERSPECTIVE - In a cosmic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. Carl Sagan


TAGS: venus sun earth humankind insignificant
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - June 11, 2012, 11:59 pm, #236194
It's all about perspective
mdr80 - June 11, 2012, 4:51 pm, #236169
It is your comment that is insignificant. It means absolutely nothing.
spacedog - June 11, 2012, 3:36 am, #236152
I like it. It reminds me of 72464 and that one is in the hall of fame. 5L
EmilioDumphque - June 11, 2012, 3:14 am, #236151
It is the transit of Venus that is insignificant. It means absolutely nothing.
mdr80 - June 5, 2012, 10:48 pm, #235857
If the shoe fits then wear it. If you were looking for something inspirational you came to a demotivational website. I'm simply putting into perspective the transit of Venus between the earth and sun. This event is huge and reminds me of how small we are
Sho - June 5, 2012, 10:25 pm, #235855
I, on the other hand, don't like to think of myself as anything related to nothing/worthless/unimportant
mdr80 - June 5, 2012, 6:42 pm, #235847
It's tough to draw a comparison when we're compared to the vastness of the cosmos or microbial life. One extreme or the other. If and when we find a species "similar" to ourselves, i still think we'll be the laughing stock of the universe.
mariand - June 5, 2012, 6:36 pm, #235846
as I said, Sagan is right, but we belive that we are a very important piece in the universe, so we cannot accept that our concerns are insignificant or petty, even if, deep inside, we admit that we are as the dust in the wind, compared with the universe.
mdr80 - June 5, 2012, 6:09 pm, #235845
unacceptable it may be but we do show promise as curious pioneers of our universe yet astronomy teaches us our insignificance in nature
mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:59 pm, #235844
true... but unacceptable


REVENGE - BEST SERVED COLD? Perhaps. But MUCH tastier hot and steaming.




HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim R@per, and... Hey, who's the new guy?


TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

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Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am, #207782
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm, #186803
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am, #153212
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.


SIGN LANGUAGE -


TAGS: sign language for most of the new posters
Rating: 3.24/5

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WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:19 pm, #54187
Ron, you forgot to add the sign for "over".


COW TIPPING -


TAGS: sign cow tipping car wytch
Rating: 4.93/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 19, 2011, 5:11 pm, #223195
d*** Right!! Is that an import?....A f***ing Toyota?....I'm gonna f*** that Toyota good...step back!
lyulf0 - August 19, 2011, 7:56 am, #223177
IN SOVIET RUSSIA COW TIP YOU!


SARCASM - spicing up the world since 10,000 bc


TAGS: sign boss
Rating: 1.53/5

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Yeo - May 5, 2009, 3:38 am, #77875
I'd definitely go in a store with this sign. Great publicity!
Captain Douchebag - July 25, 2008, 11:09 am, #11043
Watch this ryan fellow be Tereso..And if he's not, then they're both incredibly stupid.
Drenix - July 25, 2008, 8:15 am, #11034
Oh crap... those stupid "Jerks - Spicing the blah since blah" have evolved into a Sarcasm post?... -sigh-


PRIVACY - Helps us keeping the balance between taboos and human nature




SEAN IS MAD -


TAGS: sean protest sign
Rating: 4.71/5

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DrSynth - April 18, 2011, 11:54 pm, #216744
even if only special ed
Sean - April 15, 2011, 12:07 pm, #216478
Unbunch you underoos, dude. That was a rant, meant in part to amuse. I mean the tsunami me***hor was golden. *snickers*
culos - April 15, 2011, 8:15 am, #216473
perhaps they should be guided to MAD? I'm with Sean, this has become GrannyFake but MAD still is a very lonely place
rerun - April 15, 2011, 6:54 am, #216466

we all started off as noobs. I am sorry you think this is turning into grannyfake, maybe you could lend a hand to some of the noobs and guide them.
CaptainBaked - April 15, 2011, 6:25 am, #216463
Sean... you're special...
Sean - April 14, 2011, 11:39 pm, #216452
*continue to piss That is all. Be off with you now.
Sean - April 14, 2011, 11:28 pm, #216451
continue to advance the geriatric trajectory of this once funny site in spite of my rants against their humorless offerings. But with beer as my ammo I shall continue the piss against the tsunami of "hurray for everything nice."
Sean - April 14, 2011, 11:24 pm, #216450
For the record, I happen to harbor few delusions regarding the efficacy of my advanced case of miffitude. After all, the gaggle of n00bs who seem determined to turn MotiFake into GrannyFake with Ned Flanders approved posters, will no doubt ...
Sean - April 14, 2011, 9:18 pm, #216447
Yese ite is. 5e.
marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:57 pm, #216432
lol. "made" it almost makes it even funnier. Love the poster.
Airman - April 14, 2011, 6:51 pm, #216425
isn't that how it is spelled in Canadian?
TheOne - April 14, 2011, 6:49 pm, #216423
Yeah I've seen...
Sean - April 14, 2011, 6:47 pm, #216422
Just be careful. It can be habit forming.
TheOne - April 14, 2011, 6:45 pm, #216420
Sorry that was the first time i "nazied"
Sean - April 14, 2011, 6:29 pm, #216417
But of course I meant that in the nicest possible way.
Sean - April 14, 2011, 6:27 pm, #216416
And suddenly a new idiot has come to the fore. Letting me off the hook for now.
TheOne - April 14, 2011, 6:22 pm, #216414
Fail :"mad".


GUD SPELLARS DIMINISH PERPLEXITY -


TAGS: grammar calendar rock salt sign
Rating: 3.78/5

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falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:47 pm, #226078
No, you're not.
MashiMashi - November 14, 2011, 7:08 am, #225787
Am I the only one who hears banjos playing?......


I AM SO CONFUSED - Everybody here warned me about the bear... no one mentioned the perverted monkey!




Truculence -


TAGS: signs men graffiti health exam
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - February 21, 2015, 1:55 pm, #260037
And That's The Truth, I Think . 5 L's


TMOBILE -


TAGS: signal call dropped cellular military
Rating: 4.77/5

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wonkycactus - February 24, 2011, 10:16 pm, #213137
I wonder if that is the 10 mt division with the new BTS systems... hmmm
spacedog - February 24, 2011, 8:43 pm, #213128
Nice one Aggy.


KILLER WHALES - Not all who fish are above the water.


TAGS: ice fishing killer whales penguin assignment
Rating: 4.22/5

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fasteddie - July 28, 2010, 3:41 pm, #186817
I hear Penguin tastes just like chicken......


TERROR TANTRUMS - Read this sign and avoid one.


TAGS: signs bad parenting kids warnings
Rating: 3.79/5

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thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 11:15 am, #145107
I don't see this poster often enough. XD
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 1:31 am, #126477
AMEN!
Pacifist - September 21, 2009, 12:57 pm, #120255
That's it I'm throwing a tantrum!
north star - September 21, 2009, 12:52 pm, #120253
The sign rocks! - 5 lions for you


DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE - But drinking and sign making is alright




I'TS PROBABLY SAFE TO SAY - That their not working overtime down there at The Illiteracy Foundation


TAGS: sign
Rating: 3.53/5

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Viper - May 10, 2010, 12:01 am, #175410
Those comments plus this poster equals ZOMG and some lols
Occupo Noctis - December 18, 2009, 8:55 am, #146531
Tank yuu for da help.. that ah lik it..
agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 10:18 pm, #142567
Deep breath..... they're.
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:12 pm, #142523
I hear ya man


AWESOME - now I know how to get rid of my kids, and say it was an accident




WHITE BREAD -


TAGS: pzy racism assignment clander white bread
Rating: 4.65/5

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IxLOVExYOU - April 23, 2011, 8:35 pm, #217180
i lolled
djinnyf - April 23, 2011, 8:39 am, #217139
If you're promoting white bread, you sure offended me!!! It's not good!! xx


HERE'S YER SIGN -




TURIST SPIK INGLISH - From Uruguay with love,welcome!




POOR LETTER Q - Even though U and I always hang out without him, he's the one that gets stuck with the tab.


TAGS: letter q assignment
Rating: 4.24/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 10:06 am, #168581
Most of his life I a**ume.
forseti - April 1, 2010, 10:02 am, #168580
A.D.D. ?!?
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 10:01 am, #168579
how long did Veggie have to Wait in Que for ***?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 9:53 am, #168576
Yeah Veg...get it straight.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 9:53 am, #168575
Unfortunate that Q is always so close to "s e x" but can never quite get it...
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 9:51 am, #168574
"WE" are always there with "Q".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 9:26 am, #168566
I find this to be derivative and juvenile.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 8, 2010, 3:42 pm, #151156
Aweseome! Five typed lions for you (Lion, Lion, Lion, Lion, Lion)
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 10:22 am, #151083
Brilliant!! 5L


ALIEN SIGNALS -


TAGS: alien signals dubstep dance
Rating: 4.13/5

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Silverheart - January 15, 2013, 5:37 pm, #242505
I think it's from Communion [1989] starring Christopher Walken. Not sure, though. Found the pic via Google.
maoworks2 - January 15, 2013, 5:02 pm, #242500
What Movie Is This From ?


BOXING DAY -


TAGS: boxing day assignment
Rating: 4/5

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Sean - December 26, 2009, 3:27 pm, #148176
This is beautiful. And also why I have no kids ... only lots of cats (and the shopping cart I push them around the neighbourhood in while wearing a bathrobe).


WHEN PIGS FLY -




F U T I L I T Y - When your life reaches this juncture.




WAY TO HELL - Easy and accessable to everyone




QUEEN -


TAGS: a disturbing image from the video i want to break free assignment for january 5 queen
Rating: 2.9/5

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Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:10 pm, #150363
They always seemed to have Victoria on the drum.


STREET SIGNS - NOT ALWAYS POLITICALLY CORRECT




KEEP WAITING -




DICTATORSHIP -


TAGS: nazi day assignment when google grabs you by the dollarbills their hearts and minds will follow
Rating: 3.67/5

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themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:20 pm, #206323
hope i wont be hit with the bann-hammer: Hitler also started building highways in germany. therefore is it evil to build highways (in germany)? But seriosly: google is everywhere on the net (even motifake). know waht I mean?
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm, #162024
Google have written as one of their beliefs: "Don't be evil". Hitler wrote Mein Kampf - essentially the opposite.


WARNINGS - Sometimes they make you smile


TAGS: sign
Rating: 3.62/5

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PLANNING - Organizational skills are your best bet for getting what you want


TAGS: alligator road sign genius
Rating: 3.12/5

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barringer21 - December 17, 2011, 2:35 am, #226677
"MooseS" isn't a word, it the equivalent of saying "fishes" or "deers".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 15, 2009, 12:41 am, #87142
Stealth Mooses? The truly stealthy moose goes under the name Arthur Rackham and has tenure at Yale. That's how stealthy meese can be. These are just very clever alligators, which is like a moose only hungrier and shorter and a good ole boy.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:40 pm, #87106
Stealth mooses Native to Nunavut.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:36 pm, #87103
Those are the weirdest looking mooses I've ever seen. Is there a nuclear power plant nearby? Huh?
FTACHASER357 - June 14, 2009, 4:15 pm, #86957
Funny stuff and a great ph**o.
KDP3 - June 14, 2009, 3:38 pm, #86951
5 lions/monkeys for being in Florida
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 3:23 pm, #86949
How can Florida be ranked 29th in education when even the gators have excellent reading and writing skills?
BoneCD - June 14, 2009, 2:51 pm, #86945
I a;most didn't see the gators. Great Poster!


EARLY CONCEPT - of the Bat Signal




OOO! PULL OVER! - Looks like that guy could use a lift. No, that sign is just for show!


TAGS: sign show gun
Rating: 2.85/5

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MissRed - May 20, 2010, 10:43 pm, #177037
I must admitt this is one of those " here's your sign" moments...


WARNING SIGNS - Spot Them Before Its Too Late


TAGS: american psycho warning sign little girl
Rating: 2.45/5

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agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 3:59 pm, #149364
Yes, yes, yes! 110% yes! Zed - FTW!
Zed - January 1, 2010, 3:56 pm, #149361
Eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some ****, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. You ask me, she's up to something.
Zed - January 1, 2010, 3:55 pm, #149360
That's no little girl. Quick, someone, call in the MIB's!
NYHCx845 - January 1, 2010, 2:34 pm, #149352
Look at the books she's carrying. Why would a little girl need/want to read the last one
The Goat - January 1, 2010, 2:06 am, #149255
I've got a daughter like that - she's 22 and in law school now...she even had hair that color when she was little


OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you


TAGS: ouch funny fun pain painful death sports drunk military sign god signs braw badass bad ass bad failure fail sad heart dead stabbed
Rating: 2.14/5

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freestyler - November 24, 2009, 2:05 pm, #139348
nice hijack


PSYCHOLOGY - Psychiatrists! All they do is tell you you love your MOTHER!..... than goose you for $500 Dollars.




humans -


TAGS: humans insignificant earth pompous arrogant proud
Rating: 4.82/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 23, 2013, 2:19 am, #248963
Well, no reason you Earthlings would understand.


DO NOT BREATHE UNDER THE WATER -




LIFE IS NOT -


TAGS: regrets assignment i ve had a few too few too mention but i live a free life
Rating: 4.57/5

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hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:45 pm, #194702
I bow to a master. Now I'm off to get this in a tatoo on the side of my face.
Roadkill - May 21, 2010, 1:37 am, #177061
Bloody awesome.
spacedog - April 20, 2010, 9:09 pm, #172731
Totally amsome phydeaux! 5Ls.
phydeaux - April 20, 2010, 3:27 pm, #172564
Praise from my betters. My day is now complete. I bow, and thank you all.
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 11:13 am, #172540
That fukcing bada$$ Fido!!! 5L and fav'd!!!!!!!
R.S.Jake - April 20, 2010, 10:41 am, #172527
Wow! Just Wow! I do not regret giving you 5 for this Phy.
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 2:11 am, #172486
now thats agreat one! 5L


REAL MEN DON'T CRY - However, in 1992 you were allowed to throw up in your mouth a little.


TAGS: 1990 assignment crying game
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:23 pm, #169859
LOL! 5
GreyScorpion - April 5, 2010, 5:33 pm, #169824
I hated that movie!! mooo+ snuggled up to much, and knew every line
karlingall - April 5, 2010, 5:15 pm, #169823
5l for the haircut in the background
Bovee - April 5, 2010, 3:38 pm, #169800
5l's for his look of defeat.
sickartist - April 5, 2010, 3:32 pm, #169798
I'll give you 5L even if I still taste bile.


DESTINY -


TAGS: fish assignment
Rating: 3.87/5

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LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 10:00 am, #142076
THIS is GOLD! 5L!
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 11:29 pm, #141975
5Ls. Nice work PDM117. Everyone is hitting home runs tonight.


SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide assignment now i know why grandpa drank all the time
Rating: 3.82/5

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Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 8:31 pm, #153578
Lol!
BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm, #148609
LMAO...GS that is excellent!!!
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 6:22 pm, #148533
d***! You can never get away from the spelling nazis!


CREATIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE - Gotta give him credit.


TAGS: homeless sign dollar money creative creativity
Rating: 3.44/5

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ISG - September 8, 2009, 10:20 am, #115981
He'd prefer cash, though.


OBVIOSITY - i just made a new word trying to explain what a waste that is..........


TAGS: sign
Rating: 3.25/5

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mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 6:44 am, #258056
Pay attention to detail or you will become a submarine!


SAD - Whoever thought they were funny should stop trying


TAGS: sad space invaders sign parking
Rating: 2.89/5

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spacedog - March 14, 2010, 10:52 pm, #164867
LMAO. Prepare for a lot of stinging.
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:42 pm, #164856
The boss loved it. T-T
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 10:39 pm, #164855
Touche'


THEY'RE WATCHING YOU - Notice how your noticing the notice was noticed.




YOU'RE WELCOME... - I always aim to please.




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